I’ve decided to open with ‘Hello’, and then, even if you don’t care for anything that comes after that, at least you’ll say I was well mannered.
Hello there. Welcome to the dust jacket of my autobiography. I see they've made my teeth whiter in the photo, so that's good.
Throughout this book I talk about my life and work, including Little Britain, Come Fly With Me, Bridesmaids, Les Miserables, Alice In Wonderland and, of course, Shooting Stars.
The thing is, this is a bit different to most memoirs you may have read, because it comes in the form of an A-Z. For instance, B is for Baldy! - which is what people used to shout at me in the playground (not much fun), G is for Gay (because I'm an actual real life gay) and T is for the TARDIS (because I'm a companion in Doctor Who now).
You get the sort of thing. Anyway I hope you buy it at least twice. Thank you.
'To be truly unique in this world is almost impossible to achieve; this book is about someone who achieved it. Raw, honest, funny and moving.' - James Corden
'Brutally honest and brilliantly funny, this book is as brave and warm as the man who wrote it.' - Graham Norton
Acclaimed for his stage performance in Les Miserables, award-winning comedian, actor and writer, Matt Lucas first broke onto our screens in the 1990's working with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer and Shooting Stars. But it is with with co-star David Walliams in Little Britain and Come Fly With Me that he attained major success winning three BAFTAs, three NTAs and two International Emmy Awards. Matt has gone on to feature in many successful films and TV shows, including Alice in Wonderland, Bridesmaids, Paddington, A Midsummer Night’s Dream and now Doctor Who.
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